Anonymous asked: Would your band be a top or bottom
Once, evil was simply perceived as that which man did not understand. Now however, he understands it all too well. Evil is the part of man he attempts to shun. A side of himself he seeks to deny. Everything man is determined to destroy can be found within his own heart. Tonight the reckoning is upon us, tonight darkness will seize the land, destroy all that you hold dear, and make play things of your heroes. Steve Austin, Behold my awesome powers, I come to you tonight laden with sin, seething with evil. Tonight I will strip you of that which you hold dear, then I will devour your soul. For I am the reaper of men, the chaser of souls, the weaver of nightmares, the heart of darkness. I am now and ever will be the purity of evil, and all encompassing darkness from which there is no mercy, no hope, and no escape. - The Undertaker
11:08 pm • 27 May 2013 • 5 notes
no-husbands-and-wives-deactivat asked: Fuck you guys for releasing please remain calm. Like I need to listen to records that arent that and I cant because of you
11:06 pm • 27 May 2013 • 3 notes
sarasvatiseixas asked: I get to see you guys for the first time next month in FL and I am stooooooked! plz don't suck xoxo
plz remain suck
11:04 pm • 27 May 2013
retr0gress asked: Are you guys ever gonna play at DC9 again? I first saw you guys a few months ago at Empire, but then shit went down and the next closest venues for me are in Washington, D.C. unless you play at a small venue called Jammin Java in Vienna, Virginia.
Yeah I hope so, that was a cool spot
11:02 pm • 27 May 2013
Anonymous asked: make peanut come back!
only on Vine
11:02 pm • 27 May 2013 • 1 note
Anonymous asked: What is your opinion on Amanda Bynes?
> Joaquin Phoenix
11:01 pm • 27 May 2013 • 2 notes
Anonymous asked: Who runs this tumblr and who answers all these questions??
11:01 pm • 27 May 2013
Anonymous asked: What's the most horrible place you've had to eat on tour?
The UK. No offense Brits but I wasn’t able to find too many good vegan spots. That being said, Nando’s is p tight.
10:54 pm • 27 May 2013 • 3 notes
Anonymous asked: Is anyone in the band vegetarian?
Tim and Tom are vegan, Chris is vegetarian. Nick was vegetarian and started eating fish. Not sure what the fuck that’s all about.
10:49 pm • 27 May 2013 • 8 notes
Anonymous asked: Have you gotten to catch Worlds Scariest Police Chases yet? Should I show up early to see them?
yeah they rule
10:48 pm • 27 May 2013
Anonymous asked: Do you give me a boner?
oh, fer sher
10:48 pm • 27 May 2013 • 2 notes
Anonymous asked: You guys ready to jam out with Daylight and Turnover in Richmond on Friday? Gonna be tighter than a cat's asshole!
def tight b-hole
10:44 pm • 27 May 2013
Anonymous asked: wanna fuck
gently, at first
10:44 pm • 27 May 2013
kenvallejos asked: I'll drum for you! Can I try out or something?
hit us with an e-mail at thehostagecalm(at)gmail.com
10:43 pm • 27 May 2013 • 1 note